2013 Audio Book Reviews

1. The Mark of Athena by Rick Riodian (Heroes of Olympus #3), read by Joshua Swanson. 15 hours, 9 minutes
2. Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz (Alex Rider #1), read by Nathaniel Parker. 4 hours, 37 minutes
3. Point Blank by Anthony Horowitz (Alex Rider #2), read by Simon Prebble. 5 hours, 45 minutes
4. Blackout by Connie Willis, read by Katherine Kellgren. 18 hours, 48 minutes
5. All Clear by Connie Willis, read by Katherine Kellgren. 23 hours, 46 minutes
6. The Fox Inheritance by Mary E. Pearson, read by Matthew Brown. 9 hours, 30 minutes
7. Three Times Lucky by Sheila Turnage, read by Michal Friedman. 8 hours.
8. The Diviners by Libba Bray, read by January LaVoy. 18 hours.
9. Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare, read by Ed Westwick and Heather Lind. 15 hours, 30 minutes
10. Enchanted by Alethea Kontis, read by Katherine Kellgren.  7 hours, 40 minutes.
11. Son by Lois Lowry, read by Bernadette Dunn. 8 hours, 11 minutes.
12. "Who Could That Be At This Hour?" by Lemony Snicket, read by Liam Aiken. 3 hours, 43 minutes.
13. The Selection by Kiera Cass, read by Amy Rubinate. 8 hours, 7 minutes.
14. Of Poseidon by Anna Banks, read by Rebecca Gibel. 9 hours, 32 minutes.
15. Spring Fever by Mary Kay Andrews, read by Kathleen Mcinerney. 15 hours, 34 minutes.
16. The Girl who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente, read by the author. 7 hours, 16 minutes.
17. The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There by Catherynne M. Valente, read by S.J. Tucker. 8 hours, 21 minutes. 
18. Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare, read by Daniel Sharman. 16 hours, 15 minutes. 
19. The Unseen Guest by Maryrose Wood, read by Katharine Kellgren. 6 hours, 46 minutes. 
20. She Stoops to Conquer by Oliver Goldsmith, read by full cast. 1 hour, 52 minutes.
21. The Peculiar by Stefan Bachmann, read by Peter Altschuler. 7 hours, 35 minutes. 
22. Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers, read by Erin Moon. 14 hours, 15 minutes. 
23. Dark Triumph by Robin LaFevers, read by Angela Goethals. 13 hours, 30 minutes.  
24. The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black, read by Christine Lakin. 12 hours. 


Total: 259 hours,  7 minutes

2013 Reviews

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A

All Clear by Connie Willis
Allegiant by Veronica Roth


B

Because It is My Blood by Gabrielle Zevin
Blackout by Connie Willis

C

Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare
Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black
Confessions of an Almost-Girlfriend by Louise Rozett
Confessions of an Angry Girl by Louise Rozett
Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
Crossed by Ally Condie
The Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith

D

Dark Triumph by Robin LaFevers
The Diviners by Libba Bray
The Dollhouse Murders by Betty Ren Wright


E

Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz
Eleanor and Park by Rainbow Rowell
Enchanted by Alethea Kontis
Epic Fail by Claire LaZebnik

F

The Fox Inheritance by Mary E. Pearson
Fortunately the Milk by Neil Gaiman

G

The Girl who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There by Catherynne M. Valente
Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers 

H

How Nancy Drew Saved My Life by Lauren Baratz-Logsted

I

The Iron Man by Ted Hughes

J



K

L

Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson
The Lorax

M

The Madness Underneath by Maureen Johnson
The Mark of Athena by Rick Riodian
A Midsummer Tights Dream by Louise Rennison

N

Nick and Tesla's High-Voltage Danger Lab by Bob Pflugfelder and Steve Hockensmith

O

Of Poseidon by Anna Banks
Only the Good Spy Young by Ally Carter
Out of Sight, Out of Time by Ally Carter

P

The Peculiar by Stefan Bachmann
Perfect Scoundrels Ally Carter
Point Blank by Anthony Horowitz


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R

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

S

Sapphire Blue by Kerstin Gier
The Selection by Kiera Cass
Send Me a Sign by Tiffany Schmidt
She Stoops to Conquer by Oliver Goldsmith
Size 12 and Ready to Rock by Meg Cabot
Skeleton Key by Anthony Horowitz
Something Strange and Deadly by Susan Dennard
Son by Lois Lowry
Spring Fever by Mary Kay Andrews
Stormbreaker by Anthony Horowitz

T

Three Times Lucky by Sheila Turnage
The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen

U

The Unseen Guest by Maryrose Wood

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W

"Who Could  That Be At This Hour?" by Lemony Snicket

X Y Z

Beauty Queens by Libba Bray (audio)

A plane full of beauty queens crash onto a island where a corporation has set up shop in a volcano in order to do an arms deal with a crazy dictator.

I've been sitting on this review for a while now because I am not entirely sure where to begin with this book. It's a commentary of how women are treated in society. It's a satire on beauty pageants. It's a Survivor meets  Lord of the Flies (with girls) meets Miss Teen USA. It's mostly just like nothing else. Libba Bray is the Tom Robbins of Young Adult fiction.

To say I loved it is an understatement. It is a truly enjoyable book that gave me a lot of food for thought. I enjoyed the diverse cast of characters and the treatment of the various issues that arose from transgender to race, nothing was off topic. Each girl's character was explored thoroughly and most if not all displayed tremendous character growth.

It was a fun book too. I loved the Captains Bodacious, the reality TV pirates. I loved the crazy dictator who is love with the former beauty queen turned presential hopeful and who loves Elvis and carried a stuffed lemur named General Goodtimes. I love the play on the standard shipwrecked trope mixed with the evil corporation mixed with the villian's lair being located in a volcano. I loved the footnotes and the commercial breaks and the running commentary interspersed through the book. It is a different kind of book but not one to be missed.

I am usually very apprehensive about author read audio books. Just because you can write doesn't mean you can read in an entertaining manner. But Libba Bray just delivers this book in an amazing way. There is a reason is she won the 2012 Audie Award Winner for Best Narration by the Author because her reading of this book really sells it and gives it something extra. Readings like this are the reason why I like audio books and why I always say the narrator makes a huge different in the quality of the audiobook.

Kill Me Softly by Sarah Cross

Mira longs to visit the town she was born in where her parents died saving her. But her godmothers have forbidden it along with so many other things. But close to her 16th birthday, Mira sneaks out of town and travels to Beau Rivage to find her parents' graves and learn more about her past. There she finds more secrets and lies in a town where fairy tales come true and the people are marked with their destiny. 

I pick this up on the recommendation of Twitter who said it was an amazing book. So because I love fairy tales and twisted retellings, I bought it. It was okay. I was frustrated with Mira. I wanted her to see more than she was allowed. I know that her ignorance of fairy tales can be explained by her godmothers' banishment of any of that kind from her house but it frustrated me nonetheless. I was also frustrated by Blue who was obviously going to become the love interest. His character was so alarming in the beginning and yet he just kept showing up. But in the end he won me over. 

I liked the dark tone set by the fairy tales. It is pointed out many times that fairy tales don't always have a happy ending for everyone involved and they can be quite violent. And this makes for a fairly interesting story for Mira. I think some of the actions are a little gross though given the fact that she is only 15. The story seems to lose sight of that on occasion. So it was a decent read especially if you love fractured fairy tales. It just wasn't the most engrossing one I have read.